What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?

Moonraker

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

What are some tips for making your husband fall madly in love with you again after going through the worst phase of your marriage?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

Diamonds Are Forever

What is your young sex story?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

What misfortune led to an important discovery?

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Do women really cheat more than men?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

If English makes 3 additional gender terms to accommodate for XXX, XXY, and XYY people, what would be the most realistic terms for those genders?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

At what point does trespassing become self defense? What are the necessary conditions for this line to be crossed from trespassing to self defense?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?